i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
I consistently forget these tricks. Now I have a visual. Thanks, Internet.
I wish I’d known this in undergrad.
Sending this to my coworkers on Monday.
if i lay here
if i just lay here
would you get me my charger because my laptop is about to die
WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT
white people are so 1500 BC
okay but really….
this is kind of annoying because its like
african cuisine is NOT FUCKING DEFINED BY ONE BUNCH OF DISHES ON A TABLE, NOR IS ASIAN, NOR IS ARAB, NOR IS HISPANIC, NOR IS FUCKING WHITE
I AM WHITE YES I AM BUT WHITE CUISINE IS NOT THIS WHY IS THERE NOT A PICTURE OF ESCARGOT AND BOUILLABAISSE AND SPAGHETTI OR MANICOTTI OR APPLE PIE OR HOT DOGS
im sorry i just hate when people are like “wow white people lol” because its true that white people have done a lot of bad shit but that shouldnt discredit certain things, all im saying
white people be like
Note: Angela Zhang is Chinese-American
at age 17, i found out that a bird was not a fucking mammal
birds aren’t mammals?
Amanda Bynes blocked me on Twitter after I photoshopped her face onto animals